You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
She raised cain
When he raised stubble
Guess what
Smoothed away
Their trouble?
Burma-Shave (1945)

Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror IV
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha!

BEWARE!!!!!

Yrs sincerely
The Opera Ghost

(Maskerade)
Darth Vader:
Don't be too proud of this technological
terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy
a planet is insignificant next to the power of the
Force.