PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.

You are taking yourself far too seriously.
AVERNUS, n. The lake by which the ancients entered the infernal
regions. The fact that access to the infernal regions was obtained by
a lake is believed by the learned Marcus Ansello Scrutator to have
suggested the Christian rite of baptism by immersion. This, however,
has been shown by Lactantius to be an error.

_Facilis descensus Averni,_
The poet remarks; and the sense
Of it is that when down-hill I turn I
Will get more of punches than pence.

Jehal Dai Lupe








Mulder: I brought you something.. "Superstars of the Superbowls"
Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.
Mulder: Well, I know you want to get some rest; I just came by
to see how you?re doin? and to say hi. (Turns to go)
Scully: Mulder - (he turns back) I had the strength of your
beliefs.

"The X-Files: One Breath"
Erica [Joey's looney fan]: Drake, what're you getting at?

Joey: I'm not Drake.

Ross: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.

Erica: Is this true?

Racehl: Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended
to be Drake to, to sleep with me. [throws water in his face]

Monica: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws
water in his face]

Chandler: And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard. [throws water in
his face]


Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"